Zillow? It’s Me (Adele Parody)

Zillow? It’s me
I was wondering if after all these years you’d send me leads
Did I pay for anything?
They say reviews are supposed to boost you
But I ain’t seen much boosting

If it’s a rainy day and you’re moping about because you just realized Zillow sold you crappy leads, then this is the song for you!

Trulia
Can you hear me?
I’m so sick of crappy leads
That haven’t been pre-screened

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What’s This? Another Rapping Realtor?!?!?!

Wait, did you just say there’s a NEW Rapping Real Estate Agent Rap Video with a Realtor Rapping in it?

I think this video just made my day. Never mind that the first time I saw it was a few days ago. My mind is still blown every time I watch it.

Israel R. Varela has smashed his way on to the real estate rap scene with his hot new single, “Real Estate Baby.” This guy is poised and ready to set the internet on fire with his song.

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What NOT To Do at an Open House with Renata: The Not Real Realtor

WARNING: Do not watch this video if you’re drinking anything. Doing so may cause you to spray your computer screen with water, coffee, or wine when you laugh out loud.

I’m serious. It’s that funny.

If you’re a fan of Ellen you already know that in addition to being an immensely popular talk show host she is also a huge lover of the real estate business.

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10 Perfect Gift Ideas (For Any Real Estate Agent)

Have you been naughty?

Are you behind on your Christmas shopping?

If you’re still searching for a last minute gift idea for the real estate agent in your life we’re here to help with some great gift ideas they are sure to love.

We’ve put an emphasis on things that can be delivered fast so you can get your order delivered in time for the holiday.

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Merry Elfin’ Christmas from Alec Baldwin

Put. That Coffee. Down.

…and watch this hilarious video right now!

Even if you haven’t seen “Glengarry Glen Ross” you’ve probably seen or heard of the infamous, profanity laced monologue given by Alec Baldwin in the 1992 Award Winning Movie.

The film is a searing indictment of the “old school” methods that dominate the real estate business.

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3 Things You NEED to Know About Millennials (If You Want to Sell Them a Home)

The word “millennial” has been been overused and misused to death at this point in pop culture. It’s hard to know what one really is.

Here’s the simple definition:

Millennials can generally be considered to be people who are under the age of 30 currently, or were born after the early 80s.

Some of you reading this may be millennials, in which case you might already know all this stuff. For the rest of you, I’m sure you’ve at least heard the term thrown around (probably incorrectly) and may be interested in knowing what makes them tick. Well the simple answer is this: The same things as you and I.

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A Rapping Realtor? Oh, Word?

What’s this? A rapping realtor? I’ll believe it when I see it.

Tiffany Featherstone (aka “The Rapping Realtor”) is going viral on Facebook with this video of her rapping to the beat of The Beastie Boys’ “Paul Revere.” Even if you’ve got a tin ear for hip hop, you can’t deny the dedication she showed by putting this song together.

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What Maeve from “Westworld” Thinks of Zillow

Fans of the show may get this reference.

Remember when Bernard tried to buy leads from Zillow in the Season 1 Finale? No?

Bernard was not getting ahead in the real estate business so he started buying leads from Zillow. The problem was, the leads weren’t any good so he just ended up back where he was a little broker than before. Remember?





Maybe it was my imagination. But here’s her reaction, anyway.

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This Mistake Could Be Costing You Leads (…and it’s NOT what you think!)

Quick question for you. Do you have e-mail forwarding?

Do you have a professional e-mail address from a personal domain?

You DON’T?!?!?!?!

Do you WANT your leads to think you’re a peasant???

I’m going to be talking about E-mail Forwarding today, how it works, and why you need to get it today.

You may have read a little bit about this in a previous blog post by Josh where he mentioned that E-Mail Forwarding goes a long way towards making you look like an expert. I want to go a little bit more in to how E-mail Forwarding works and why it’s so important. It may seem like a little thing at first but it makes a big difference and today I’m going to show you how.

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How Client Alchemist Puts Pixels to Work for You

Nate Kalbach here, Client Alchemist’s Social Media Manager, and I’m here to expand on a topic we touched on briefly in a recent blog post: Pixels. In the third part of our four part series outlining the Client Alchemist Way we mentioned pixels and where they fit in to that process.

There was a lot covered in that post and we didn’t want to throw too much at you at one time, but now I’m going to be explaining what pixels do a little bit more thoroughly.

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